I am a HORROR

I lost my third roommate in less than two years. I am an absolute horror to live with. Actually, I think that's hardly substantiated. My first roommate and I did not get along, but at least it was mutual. My second roommate was great, but then she abadoned me! Ha, she wanted to live in the slums of campus, for whatever reason. My third just moved out and didn't even call to tell me. The good thing out of it was I have ahuge double, the biggest in the suite and now it's all to me. Reslife has yet to assign me a new roommate, so I've started spreading all my crap out all over the room. I have twooooo desks, twooooo dressers, twoooo beds! Screw you.

hope i dont get a new roommate hope i dont get a new roommate hope i dont get a new roommate hope i dont get a new roommate hope i dont get a new roommate hope i dont get a new roommate hope i dont get a new roommate hope i dont get a new roommate hope i dont get a new roommate hope i dont get a new roommate hope i dont get a new roommate hope i dont get a new roommate hope i dont get a new roommate hope i dont get a new roommate hope i dont get a new roommate hope i dont get a new roommate hope i dont get a new roommate hope i dont get a new roommate hope i dont get a new roommate hope i dont get a new roommate hope i dont get a new roommate hope i dont get a new roommate hope i dont get a new roommate hope i dont get a new roommate hope i dont get a new roommate hope i dont get a new roommate hope i dont get a new roommate!
that is all, carry on.

WAIT! damn, now that I've said all that, I'm goign to get one tomorrow. And she's probably going to see this and be like "double-you tee eff??" and i'll lose another roommate. Hmmm.

-S